Toilet Humor (Part One)

As you might have noticed at the end of last week, I’m running the risk of becoming maudlin, so to counter this I’ve decided to share one of the funnier moments from my weekend:

Someone made the mistake of saying within my earshot “I REALLY have to pee, but I’m just going to hold it.”

To which I responded “Ew . . . why don’t you just put it in a toilet like a normal person?”

(And yes, this post IS correctly labeled “Part One,” which means I DO have a follow-up for this.)

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