On An (Also Somewhat) Related Note

Speaking of overheard conversations, I was out a while back and heard this little gem (admittedly paraphrased, but with depressing accuracy):

“All these trashy girls keep throwing themselves at him because he’s a doctor, and he keeps ignoring my warnings even though we’ve known each other for years, but that’s alright.  I’m going to just keep being his ‘friend,’ and sooner or later, once he’s miserable enough, he’ll realize I was right, and then who’s going to end up with the sparkly on her finger?  Me, that’s who!”

The jokes practically write themselves sometimes, but on the off chance the gentleman doctor in question should happen to see this and recognize the speech patterns of his “friend,” I would like to give him a bit of friendly advice:

Run!  Run like the wind!

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