Something I Saw On Facebook Recently

“A real man doesn’t love a million girls, he loves one girl a million ways.”

While I appreciate the sentiment, truth be told, either accomplishment sounds pretty impressive to me.  I mean . . . yikes!

Is there any leeway in this formula?  For instance, what if I were to love 100,000 girls in 10 different ways each, would that still count?  How about 10,000 girls a 100 different ways?

Maybe I’m approaching this the wrong way.

Given enough time, I’m pretty sure I could love someone a thousand different ways, but after that I start running out of ideas, so let’s call that my maximum.  According to this formula, I’m going to need a thousand girls to make this work, and I don’t even know a thousand girls!

I think I’m in trouble here . . .

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