Thanksgiving Thoughts

So I realize it has become a tradition for the President of the United States to be presented with a turkey before Thanksgiving, a turkey which the President then promptly “pardons,” saving it from the Presidential dinner table.  Sooner or later though, somebody is going to be sitting in the Oval Office, look at the turkey, and say “Make sure that he’s deep fried.”

When this happens, the implications for the questions perpetually surrounding the topic of capital punishment will be staggering.

Who knows?  It might even work out well for this country to adopt the approach of “Only execute those you are willing to eat.”  (But if it happens, expect there to be a spike in the obesity rate in Texas . . .)

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