I don’t know the details, of course, and, truth be told, I don’t really care to right now. As I’ve said before, while I have a deep-seated need to know everything eventually, the operative word in that sentence is “eventually.” Sanity annihilating, soul blasting knowledge can be delayed until I’m ready for it, for instance, and to that list let me now add any knowledge that might get me interrogated and/or tortured. I don’t do well in those situations; I giggle at odd times, make my inquisitors all fussy and cranky, and it’s just not worth the hassle.
But all jokes aside, this candle is for . . . hmmmmmmm . . .
For the sake of amusement, let’s call them Mr. & Mrs. Smith, if only so I can link to a picture of Angelina Jolie.
This candle is for you, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, you were great babysitters.
But I’m glad you didn’t quit your day job.