My original plan, son, was, since it’s been a while that we’ve really “talked” here, to bring up one of the many topics I’ve been waiting for the right time to broach . . . but then those topics got upstaged. A quick errand out with you today prompted the following exchange between me and your mother:
Her: “Everybody loves babies.”
Me: “Now we both know that’s not true. Everybody does not love babies.”
Her: – disdainful sniff – “You know what I meant. Everybody of consequence does!”
It’s hard to argue against logic like that, son. My advice is to not even try.