This Is Funnier If You Say It Out Loud

So having officially reached the post-Halloween/post-Bu Birthday season, life is blissfully returning to something at least resembling normality.

But last week was hard on me.

So much so that, inspired by the late, great Red Skelton, I started telling people I had employed the services of one Miss Helena Crie to assist me on the things I didn’t have time for, like handling any and all complaints.

“If you feel the need to voice a complaint,” I told people.  “Feel free to go to Helen Crie about it.”