To The Me Of The Past

So I was watching a series of some old Christmas videos of you last night, and I watched with no small amusement because as the years went by I could literally watch the progression of your loathing of being filmed.  Reviewing the record, I’m sure the ten million watt spotlight that outshone the sun that was always being directed into your/my eyes had a lot to do with that loathing that I still feel today, and I wanted to you let you know that I, of course, understand.

With that said though, I hate to sound like Mom and Dad, but seriously, hold the damn present up so I can see what you got!  Half the time I have no idea what you just unwrapped!

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