She’s Forgetting About The Swing Incident Though

You know, I do believe that each child deserves to have what I didn’t have: the opportunity to develop new neuroses that are all their very own.  I just kinda thought he’d at least be two before I started helping him with that . . .

– L’s Mother regarding the unfortunate “cute mooing stuffed cow that didn’t sound at all hideously loud in the noisy store, but unleashed the unholy and terrifying moo from hell upon being given to Bu” incident.


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