Dear Current Presidential Contenders

This will no doubt come as a shock to you, but my toddler has precisely zero interest in your political aspirations, so perhaps the portion of your over-bloated campaign budget you used to constantly interrupt his Thomas the Tank Engine videos on YouTube with the same ad over and over again might have been better spent.

Yes, I’m talking to both of you.

Please show greater courtesy and better sense in your future endeavours, be they presidential or otherwise.

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