The Vote In This House, At Least, Was Carried Two To One In Favor

Lala:  (After tasting some almond butter.) This is sweeter than I thought it would be . . .  Oh, I see why!  It’s sweetened with molasses.

Me:    Really?  Do they use the rest of the mole for anything?

Lala:  That’s not that funny.

Me:    Let’s put that to a vote, shall we?

Tags: Inappropriate . . . But Funny