Lots Of People Talk About The Weather, But Almost Nobody Puts A Horse’s Head In Its Bed

“It sure is a nice day,” Lala said this morning.  “It just needs to be a little cooler.”

“Or what?” I asked.

She looked at me askance before asking, “What do you mean ‘or what?'”

“I mean you sound like the weather mafia when you say it like that,” I explained before affecting an outrageously bad “wise guy” accent.  “Sure is a nice day we’ve got here; needs to be a little cooler though.  Be a shame if something . . . happened to a day as nice as this just because it didn’t want to be a little more . . . cooperative.”


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