There’s A 100% Chance You People Are Terrible At Your Job

What follows is a truer than I like excerpt from a recent notice I got from the city:

“Blah blah blah required by law to tell you no later than twelve months after the fact, so eleven months and twenty-nine days ago . . . blah blah blah results of 5.1% when the mandated acceptable level is 5.0% . . . blah blah blah BUT we only performed ninety-nine of the mandated one hundred and twenty tests to reach this number, so . . . blah blah blah oh, and by the way, we also neglected to perform an entirely different mandated test, but this doesn’t mean your water quality has been affected, because statistically speaking . . .”


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