Just Call Me “The Giraffe Wrangler”

Zoo attendant:  “Sorry, folks.  The giraffes just don’t seem to be hungry today, but you’re welcome to give it a try anyway if you like.”

Zoo patrons there before us:  “Good luck.  They’ve been ignoring us since we got here.”

Me:  *takes some leaves and start waving them like I’m trying to guide a plane on runway until eventually a giraffe wanders over and starts eating the leaves*

Me:  “It’s all in the wrists.”

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