Proof That Parenthood HAS Changed Me In Some Ways

My thoughts regarding mirrors prior to becoming a parent:  I’m watching you, mirror; just don’t try anything and there’s a chance we can both be happy when we part company.    

(I loathe mirrors . . . and before anybody says anything witty, I do like garlic, so my aversion to mirrors has nothing to do with that.  I just don’t like mirrors, that’s all.)

My honest first response to my son telling me that a monster lives in the mirror:  “It’d have to be awful skinny . . .”

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