What Went Right (Part Two)

Host from the Haunted Mansion (deadpan, using a spooky voice):  Leave while you still can.

L’s Mother:  Hi!  I found these sunglasses in the car.  Somebody must have dropped them.

Host from the Haunted Mansion (now in the cheeriest voice possible and smiling like she just found a golden puppy holding a basket of chocolate):  Thank you so much!

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L:  There’s nothing here that I want to eat.

Me:  Suit yourself.  I, for one, am planning to have to have one of those humungous soft serve cones over there, and I was hoping you’d have one with me, but if you don’t want one . . . 

L:  Wait . . . are you serious?

Me:  I never joke about ice cream.

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