I’ve Mostly Beaten That Habit Anyway, But Still . . .

Yesterday while pulling my shirt off I also pulled my glasses off my face.  Usually I’m more careful than this, but yesterday I managed to yank them fully off my face.

Hearing the clatter (and being in the bathroom), I thought to myself, “Well . . . at least they missed the toilet.  Wait . . . why are they not on the floor?  Oh . . . no . . .”


As I prepared to “go diving” for them (as well as starting the hot water running for a post “dive” cleanse), I tried to find some thought to console myself with.

“Well . . .” I finally concluded.  “It’s a safe bet I won’t be chewing on the earpieces for a little while, at least.”

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