The following is a paraphrased, but otherwise true, exchange:
Me: Which coffee did you want me to try again?
L’s Mother: The one in the blue bag.
Me: Do you mean [calls out name]?
L’s Mother: That’s not in a blue bag.
Me: *contemplating the blue bag with brown lettering in his hands* Okay, let me ask it this way: Is it the blue bag, the other blue bag, or the really blue bag?
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