An old man was sitting on a park bench just people watching. As he watched, he’d periodically pull out a bar of chocolate and eat it. He’d done that six times when a little child wandered over to him.
“Eating that much chocolate is bad for you,” they said.
“I’ll have you know,” the old man replied, “that my grandfather lived to 105.”
“And did he eat that much chocolate too?” the child asked wide-eyed.
“No,” the old man snarled. “He minded his own damn business!”
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