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Empathy Still Works Better Though

February 1, 2017

In the absence of empathy, awareness of potential consequences can sometimes do the trick.

You Might Have To Click The Link For This To Make Sense

December 26, 2016

It’s a bad sign that I’ve only been at my post-Christmas chore list for a little over an hour, and I’ve already had to stop myself from building no fewer than ten woodsheds . . .

Things Overheard Only In My House

December 6, 2016

At this rate my son will be able to infect people with lycanthropy before *I* can!

– L’s Mother (Note: This was not an out of context statement!)

Further Proof That I’m Not Temperamentally Suited To Teach Kindergarten

November 15, 2016

A girl in my son’s virtual school class showed one of her dolls on camera today.

The teacher’s comment:  “She’s so adorable!”

My (kept to myself) thought:  That is one creepy doll!

The teacher’s follow-up:  “Does she cry?”

My (also kept to my myself) answer:  Only at night when she’s alone with you.