Posts Tagged ‘Cold’

This Is Absolutely Not A Joke

January 22, 2020

You know the weather has changed around here when they issue the “falling iguana” warning.

It’s Been A While, But I Remember Doing This

January 23, 2019

Speaking of cold, have you ever gotten some sodas from out in the garage and realized on the way that you’re taking them inside to the refrigerator to warm up before you drink them?

A Cold Retort

January 18, 2018

What follows is an actual text exchange between me and my mom:

Mom:  “Bet you wish you, too, could be somewhere it’s 16 degrees that feels like 5.”

Me:  “It would interfere with my tea on the porch.”

Mom:  “Ouch.”

Me:  “I’m too sick to play softball today.”