Posts Tagged ‘Cooking’

Saying This Got Me High-Fived

October 12, 2021

Last night L’s Mother’s dinner experiment didn’t go well. All of us, and especially L’s Mother, agreed this one was a “meh.”

“I have the ingredients to make more,” she told me without enthusiasm, “but I know you’re not exactly dying to eat this again.”

“Let me put it this way,” I replied. “While killing someone would be excessive, I would gleefully stub someone else’s toe to never have to eat that again.”

So It Turned Out To Be The Perfect Time After All

November 6, 2019

Wow! I thought yesterday after opening a container of leftover beans that had been in the refrigerator for a suspiciously long time.  That reeksI should have taken care of this later and not stink up the kitchen right before L’s Mother is getting ready to cook . . . fish.

Reason Number 432 Why I Am Not A Great Chef

July 4, 2019

Great chefs never announce that they are using some olive oil by using the words, “Oh, Popeye!

Guess Which Two Things Have Started To Be Cooked Around Here More Lately, And You’ll Have The Answer

June 11, 2019

It’s actually impressive to me that cooking cauliflower can almost rival cooking fish in its ability to permeate the house with its odor.

Guess how I know this.