Me: I have nothing to write about today.
Also Me: Aren’t you the one always going on about “writing whatever’s on your mind?”
Me: Yeah, but I put the oven on self-cleaning mode, and all I’m thinking about is how strong the smell of smoke is right now.
Also Me: So write about that . . . just make a joke about the smoke.
Me: But there’s nothing funny about this.
Also Me: Yeah, I guess you’re right, and you wouldn’t want your audience to think that you were blowing smoke up their-
Me: Hey!