Posts Tagged ‘Innuendo’

Not My Idea Of A Good Morning

November 29, 2017

Me:  *Gets up, glances at the news playing on T.V., and counts no fewer than three innuendoes in the absence of facts over the course of a two minute “report”*

Me:  *Turning and walking away*  Nope . . .

When Astronomy And Innuendo Collide

January 13, 2017

Over the holidays my son got a small telescope as a gift, and last night was the first real chance we’ve had to take it outside and show him the moon with it.  This was a big hit, not just with him, but with the rest of the household.

This was a bad thing, financially speaking, because it got me thinking about how long it’s been since I’ve had even a decent telescope, and that I’ve never had the kind of rig that I’ve really wanted.

Knowing this was not the sort of purchase I wanted to do on impulse, I decided to do a little browsing anyway just to scratch the itch, and as I was walking inside I started rattling off a few parameters to myself.

I’d want 4.5 inches minimum, and I’d prefer eight inches, I thought.  More than that isn’t really worth the cost or hassle for my needs, and. . . I’m really glad that nobody is overhearing me right now!

Well I Do!

July 13, 2016

Every time I see on social media people posting the results of their “This is the size of my vocabulary” quizzes, I keep thinking “Maybe . . . but how well do you use it?”

Though I Suppose . . .

November 12, 2012

“I think the secret is to get the paddle out before it rises for the last time.”

L’s Mother’s musings on the best way to use a bread machine

Get It? (PG-13ish For Alphabet Innuendo)

June 8, 2012

I can’t help but notice how quickly XOXO morphs to XXOO and finally XXX OOOoooooo!

Just lucky, I guess.