Posts Tagged ‘Kissing’

I Learned That From A Customs Agent

July 7, 2014

Yesterday Lala informed me that yesterday was International Kissing Day, but I told her that I was too busy to do any traveling at the moment, so I’d have to pass.

“You don’t have to kiss internationally!” she protested.

“You do if you want to cross the International Date Line,” I replied.


Kiss Off

July 6, 2012

Have you ever had someone tell you they wanted to kiss you, but they said it in such a way that made you think what they really wanted to do was kiss your corpse at your funeral?