Posts Tagged ‘Mirrors’

Okay, That’s An Exaggeration, But I Still Don’t Like Mirrors

June 7, 2021

I’ve been telling people for years that I don’t like what I see when I look in the mirror, and after years of people telling me that’s silly, I finally realized they can’t see Bloody Mary like I can . . .

Proof That Parenthood HAS Changed Me In Some Ways

December 20, 2016

My thoughts regarding mirrors prior to becoming a parent:  I’m watching you, mirror; just don’t try anything and there’s a chance we can both be happy when we part company.    

(I loathe mirrors . . . and before anybody says anything witty, I do like garlic, so my aversion to mirrors has nothing to do with that.  I just don’t like mirrors, that’s all.)

My honest first response to my son telling me that a monster lives in the mirror:  “It’d have to be awful skinny . . .”