How I Feel Sometimes When Someone Tells Me To Do Something

Wally: [Driving a car despite the fact he is completely blind.] How am I doin?

Dave: Don’t look at me! Watch the road!

Wally: Oh! If it’ll make you feel better.

– See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

Because At Least That One Has Some Slight Historical Merit

In January of 2022, A.A. Milne’s Winnie-the-Pooh entered the public domain in the United States.

One of the first things done with this was to make a horror movie sequel to the classic book.

All in all, I’d rather watch Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

The Funny Thing Was They Were Actually Different Movies

Them: Did you just quote my favorite movie?

Me: No, I just quoted my favorite movie!

It’s For The Same Basic Reason That I Didn’t Go Into Acting

While I’ve seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show several times, I’ve never dressed up in costume to watch it because I’d like to go as Rocky, but I’m better suited to being Riff Raff.

So I Was Wrong Then

Blazing Saddles is one of my all-time favorite movies for reasons I don’t feel I need to go into, but I’ve long felt the ending fell a little flat after the fourth wall shatter and the fight spilling into the movie studio. While that part was fun, I never really thought it was necessary.

But recently having watched online a number of people reacting to seeing the movie for the first time, I’ve decided that the utter absurdity of the ending is required to make it abundantly clear to all that, yes, the movie is indeed a satire.

The Sound Was From Them Working On The Roof Next Door

This morning I heard something that sounded like somebody banging around in my garage. Knowing that nobody should be in there, I almost dismissed it, but then decided since I was standing right there it was worth a quick peek to be sure. There was, of course, nothing, but then I stopped as I realized there was an area around a corner that I couldn’t see from the doorway, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned from movies it’s that if you decide it’s worth investigating a strange noise, it’s worth it to fully investigate it.

The Same Is True If You Watch Old Yeller

After yesterday’s post I just want to say that I think Steel Magnolias is a movie worth watching, but you need to know what you’re getting into before hand especially if you’re recording your reaction and have put on mascara that day.

Baby, NO!

One of my guilty pleasures in life is watching “react” videos on YouTube, and I snicker every time I see some innocent summer child announce that today, knowing absolutely nothing about what they are about to watch, they are going to watch The Thing or Alien.

But the other day I knew true horror when I watched a naïve little southern girl announce, “Today I’m going to be watching Steel Magnolias . . .”

The Link Is To The IMDB Entry (Sorry To Disappoint)

You know your day is off to an odd start when you’re pointed to a clip from a movie where an aquatic zombie rips off a girl’s swimsuit right before the zombie fights a shark.

And If He Wants To Do Yet ANOTHER Sequel, I’d Still Be Okay With It

Can I just say that Michael Gross‘s enthusiasm for the Tremors franchise even into 2020 makes me incredibly happy.