“Alright, people, we’re here to hammer out the details of our reciprocal museum membership program for our respective museums. For our part, if someone is a member of your museum, they’ll have full access to our museum; they just won’t get the complimentary planetarium tickets we provide to our own members.”
“Sounds good to us. And for our part, if someone is a member of your museum, the adults will get in free.”
“‘Adults.'”
“Uh-huh!”
“So . . . if our members come to your children’s museum, the . . . adults get in free.”
“You got it!”
“You have no idea what “reciprocal” means, do you?”
“Not a clue!”
Candles & Curses 