*takes a deep breath*
*scans the news*
*sighs*
Do you ever get the feeling that the news these days is just one giant game of “Spot the Imposter“?
*takes a deep breath*
*scans the news*
*sighs*
Do you ever get the feeling that the news these days is just one giant game of “Spot the Imposter“?
(We interrupt our intended line of thought with this special announcement.)
I’m rarely at a loss for words, but learning that a full grown man tried to invoke the “stand your ground” defense over his killing of an iguana just has me gobsmacked today.
Oh, what the heck . . . enjoy. I think we’ve all earned some boring news for a change.
I’m feeling a little depressed today, and that’s making it hard to focus. Maybe if I browse the headlines a bit I’ll . . .
. . . wonder what in God’s name I was thinking?!
And in the not-news today, celebrity jerk is still a jerk! Details to follow.
Me: *Gets up, glances at the news playing on T.V., and counts no fewer than three innuendoes in the absence of facts over the course of a two minute “report”*
Me: *Turning and walking away* Nope . . .
Yesterday some chum bucket died of natural causes in the care of the California Department of Corrections.
(You can, of course, find more details if you care to look it up, but I still feel this is all that needs to be said.)
*Get out of bed*
*Yawn*
*Check the news*
*Consider the relative merits of going back to bed*
*Admit that’s not a viable option*
*Focus on the day as much as possible while news feeds scream the updates on the latest pointless tragedy*