What made the other day even weirder though is that the day prior I had seen the iguana corpse in my front yard in the morning when I went to check the mail, but it was nowhere to be found when I went to dispose of it later. At the time I figured either the city or one of my neighbors had helpfully cleaned it up, so it was, to put it mildly, a “surprise” to see it return for a guest appearance in my own very special episode of Wild Kingdom the next day.
At least I was less surprised that it had vanished again the second time I tried to dispose of it.