L’s Mother Thought It Was Funny, At Least

Judging by the silence, not even the crickets thought yesterday’s post was funny; that’s okay though . . . because *I* did.

And on the subject of things that only I might find funny, yesterday after a long and tiring day I found myself contemplating the dirty dinner dishes still remaining on the table.  Reaching a decision, I looked at L’s Mother and announced, “I can give you every part of the rat but one for those remaining dishes.”

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But It Happened Every Day For A WEEK, I Tell You!

“Behold my power over the firmament!” I proclaimed before my household. “Marvel as I summon the life-giving waters to nourish the Earth, and call the lightning of the gods from the very ether!”(1)

My family was less than impressed, however, shooting me a look that said, “You’re just going to try taking a shower again, aren’t you?”(2)
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(1) Not necessarily my exact words.

(2) And those actually were their exact words.