Posts Tagged ‘Parenthood’

I’m Not Sure What’s Going To Happen Next

December 3, 2021

Today my son reprimanded me for playing my music too loud.

He wasn’t wrong (it was that kind of song), but I still feel like a fundamental balance of the universe has been disrupted.

Or Vice Versa

September 20, 2021

Before I elaborate on what I referenced on Friday, let me just say the problem with asking a child to convey a message on your behalf is that you all too often when you say that you’re feeling “a little warm,” they message delivered is “They’re on fire!”

Sometimes I Wish I Was Just Making This Stuff Up

September 16, 2021

This morning L’s Mother pulled me into her arms, snuggled up against me and said, “Tonight we need to make sure that L. goes to bed on time because I’m really . . .” Her voice became husky here, almost a purr. “Sleepy,” she finished (without irony, I might add).

Just To Clarify

June 3, 2021

Before I got interrupted yesterday, I was planning to say that, for the record, while I consider ten way too young for that kind of language, I’m not foolish enough to believe my son doesn’t know it.

That Was Fair (And Funny)

May 28, 2021

I think it’s time for you to shut the “L” up now on that joke.

– My son, L, after me telling one too many “L” jokes the other day

I Hesitated AFTER I Was Sure He Was Fine, But Still . . .

March 12, 2021

No matter how bad your day as a parent has been, you still go to investigate the unexpected crash coming from your child’s room. I know this, and I did this.

But I admit that today I hesitated first.

So I HAVE Learned Some Things

January 14, 2021

But while I frequently get things wrong as a parent, I do sometimes do things right. L. and his mother absolutely love keeping the Christmas tree up a ridiculously long time, but this year I decided to do something about it because I think it’s silly to keep a Christmas tree after Christmas.

Which is why this year we’re keeping a holiday tree up year round so long as they decorate it with decorations appropriate to the nearest holiday season.

I Don’t Say That Anymore

January 12, 2021

I hope that by now I’ve made it abundantly clear that I don’t always succeed as a parent. Some of this I can chalk up to the natural learning curve, but some is definitely just my fault due to preconceived notions that had never been put to a real test until after I became a parent.

For instance, before becoming a parent I used to say things like, “Well . . . you obviously feel stronger about this than I do, so we’ll go with what you want.”

And Now I’ve Solved It Three Times

January 6, 2021

As a follow-up to yesterday’s post, I want to stress that as a kid I lacked the interest and patience needed to solve the Rubik’s cube, so my solving it as a demonstration for my son was literally the first time I had ever solved it.

It Actually Took Twice As Long As I’d Predicted

January 5, 2021

When I was asked recently what I wanted for the new year, I replied that I wanted greater stability in my personal life. This answer was met with a hint of a sneer and a disdainful, “So you want things predictable and boring?”

This is, of course, not what I want, but what I do want is that when I put my own advice into action regarding my son’s new Rubik’s cube and demonstrate for him that it absolutely can be solved, that my solution remain in place for more than two minutes.

Though to be fair, I did predict that would happen.