Assuming You’re Doing It Right

Last night one of those “Piracy is NOT a victimless crime!” notices popped up before the start of a (legally purchased) movie I was about to watch with L’s Mother.

“Not if you do it right!” I observed.

Laughing, she replied, “That’s awful!”

“Hey!” I protested. “Even if you’re the most gentle and genteel pirate on the seas, by definition, somebody is getting robbed!”