Posts Tagged ‘Private Thoughts’

“No! Just . . . NO!”

August 15, 2017

An excerpt from yesterday’s internal monologue:

There you go, pupper, puppy breakfast.  It’s a lot like doggy dinner, but in the morning and not as alliterative.  Hmmmm . . . I could make it more alliterative.   What dog-related word starts “B” . . .?

This Morning’s Thought Process

March 28, 2017

What thought am I going to post today?  Oh, I know! 

Wait . . . that’s funny, and it’s not really mean-spirited, but it might needlessly hurt some feelings.  Maybe I should post something else.

Whoa, hang on!  That doesn’t sound like me.  Who am I and what have I done with myself? 

I hope I’m safe . . .

This Private Thought Actually Surprised Me With Its Brutal Honesty

February 9, 2017

I’m not looking for advice, I’m looking for a parachute . . .

(I knew in advance it was going to be a long week, but this week has now officially crossed the line into “horror movie ever-expanding hallway” long.)