Posts Tagged ‘Quotes’

How I Feel Sometimes When Someone Tells Me To Do Something

May 18, 2023

Wally: [Driving a car despite the fact he is completely blind.] How am I doin?

Dave: Don’t look at me! Watch the road!

Wally: Oh! If it’ll make you feel better.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

The Frog Has A Point

April 20, 2022

You can discern many things about the nature of a man by how he responds when things do not go his way.

– Hanyi, Wilde Life

Because I Quote This A Lot And Was Genuinely Surprised That I’d Never Recorded It Here

January 10, 2022

You don’t know impatient until you’re a monkey waiting for a donut.

Curious George

My Life Would Be VERY Different If That Were True

December 20, 2021

Robert A. Heinlein went on record that he felt the phrase, “All’s fair in love and war” was a “contemptable lie.” Along those same lines, I also put into the “contemptable lie” category the phrase, “If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

“I Wonder If The Watermelon Is Still Good?” I Asked Myself Today

November 15, 2021

Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: ‘I’m saving food!’ Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: ‘I’m saving my life!’

George Carlin

I Think About This Quote A Lot Some Days

November 9, 2021

There’s something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so that you can have more of it.

Michael, The Good Place

That’s Putting It Mildly

July 20, 2021

Although circumstances may change in the blink of an eye, people change at a slower pace. Even motivated people who welcome change often encounter stumbling blocks that make transformation more complicated than they’d originally anticipated.

– Amy Morin

Another Pratchett Quote (Because It Gave Me Some Peace)

July 13, 2021

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

Terry Pratchett

Then Presumably I’ll Have Time Enough For Some Warning

July 12, 2021

“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out,” said the shopkeeper. “That’s what I’ve always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.”

Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

This Still Makes Me Laugh . . . Because I’ve BEEN There

April 30, 2021

That’s funny . . . they were around here somewhere . . .