Posts Tagged ‘Quotes’

I Have To Concede Him The Point On This One (But Consider Who’s Saying It)

July 18, 2019

It’s hard to be a hypocrite when your guiding philosophy is, “Do whatever’s best for you.”

Loki, The Order of the Stick


In Fact, I’m Sure Of It

July 17, 2019

Today I was trying to track down a snarky quote that said, essentially, that it didn’t matter if you called them taxes, fees, bribes, etc., they were all essentially the same thing.  I still haven’t found the one I was trying to find, but I did find a site listing “inspirational” quotes about taxes.

I don’t think whoever made this site understood what the word “inspirational” means.

These Days You Might Need To Drop That Percentage Even Further

July 2, 2019

Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.

Edgar Allan Poe, “The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether”

Today I Learned That This Quote Isn’t As Wilde As Some People Think

May 29, 2019

Be yourself.  Everyone else is already taken.


Just Something That’s Been On My Mind Lately

February 18, 2019

A fool’s paradise is a wise man’s hell!

Thomas Fuller

(This is the closest I could get to attribution for the idea that “One person’s Heaven is another person’s Hell.”)

Great Wisdom No Matter Who Said It Though

January 18, 2019

A lie doesn’t become truth, wrong doesn’t become right, and evil doesn’t become good just because it’s accepted by a majority.

– Ironically enough, frequently attributed to Booker T. Washington in memes, but I can find no source for this.  Possible source is Rick Warren.

Stumbled Across My Note Of This Quote Today

January 7, 2019

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Benny Hill

A Super Grover Quote

July 25, 2018

I would rather the man who presents something for my consideration subject me to a zephyr of truth and a gentle breeze of responsibility rather than blow me down with a curtain of hot wind.

Grover Cleveland

I Needed Something Funny Today. This Is What I Found

May 9, 2018

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.

– Brendan Behan

I’ve No Quarrel With This

May 3, 2018

If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have lost the future.

Winston Churchill