Posts Tagged ‘Quotes’

This Still Makes Me Laugh . . . Because I’ve BEEN There

April 30, 2021

That’s funny . . . they were around here somewhere . . .

I’d Have Declared Her The Winner Too

March 1, 2021

I’m 80 years old. I need one more cheap thrill, since my doctor told me I only have another 25 years left.

Miskel Spillman‘s winning entry (in 25 words or less) in Saturday Night Live‘s “Anyone Can Host” contest

My Idea Of A Labor Day Quote

September 7, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Douglas Adams

But If The Option Isn’t On The Wheel, It’s Never Going To Come Up

June 10, 2020

Round and round she goes, and where she stops, nobody knows.

Major Bowes Amateur Hour

So This Pebble Is Going To Stay Quiet Today

June 2, 2020

The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

– Kosh, Babylon 5 – Believers

My Indulgence In Cynicism For The Week

May 15, 2020

Narrator:  Mr. Goldsmith, survivor, an eye witness to man’s imperfection, an observer of the very human trait of greed, and a chronicler of the last chapter – the one reading ‘suicide.’ Not a prediction of what is to be, just a projection of what could be. This has been the Twilight Zone.

– The Twilight Zone, “The Old Man in the Cave”

Make Of That What You Will

January 24, 2020

I’ve spent a decent amount of time making sure that, whenever possible, I’ve had the correct attribution to any quotation that I’ve ever used, and over time I’ve noticed something:

When there are multiple attributions, the attributions I find predominately superimposed over “inspirational” background pictures tend to be incorrect.

This Is As Close As I Get To Wit Today

October 28, 2019

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

– Direct attribution uncertain, closest confirmed attribution of sentiment seems to be W. Somerset Maugham

I Have To Concede Him The Point On This One (But Consider Who’s Saying It)

July 18, 2019

It’s hard to be a hypocrite when your guiding philosophy is, “Do whatever’s best for you.”

Loki, The Order of the Stick

In Fact, I’m Sure Of It

July 17, 2019

Today I was trying to track down a snarky quote that said, essentially, that it didn’t matter if you called them taxes, fees, bribes, etc., they were all essentially the same thing.  I still haven’t found the one I was trying to find, but I did find a site listing “inspirational” quotes about taxes.

I don’t think whoever made this site understood what the word “inspirational” means.