Posts Tagged ‘Really?’

I Know There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute, But This Is Just Abusing The Privilege

August 1, 2017

Radio Announcer:  *breathlessly*  Remember, if you start to burn fat TOO quickly while using our product, be sure to reduce the dosage!

Me:  And yes, it IS customary for you to include a gratuity with your payment, thank you for asking.  Your order, as well as your complimentary bridge, is ON ITS WAY!

Some People Can Read Too Much Into Anything

June 28, 2017

Unsafe food consumption and peer pressure, an analysis of Green Eggs and Ham.

(This is perilously close to something I actually read the other day . . .)